However, my dogs, regal though they may seem, are merely ordinary beasts whose sole function in life seems to be lying around looking cute all day and wagging their tails as we pass by. Indeed, some days all they do is sleep and wag, sleep and wag, sleep and wag, an endless rise and fall cycle that ends only at supper time. And alas, sometimes our pooches are naughty little critters who have potty accidents in the house and routinely spill their food all over the place.
As lazy and as naughty as our wee beasties may be, we love them to bits, which is the reason why I'm dedicating this post to them. They are my joy in life, and I love them more than words could ever hope to describe.
And, as a final parting note, here is Today's All But Uselessly Obscure Word For An Oddly Specific Function: dactyliomancy - divination by means of a finger