Tuesday, May 5, 2015

30 Day Blog Challenge Day 5: Things I Wish I Could Talk to My Cat About

If my cat could talk, here's what I'd want to ask him:

  • Do you like your food, sweetheart?
  • Do you love me?
  • Are you happy, baby?
  • Do you love me?
  • Are you sure?
  • Where did you put the last five toy mice I brought for you? 
  • Do you see a ghost? Seriously, dude, it's creepy when you stare into the space behind me like that. 
  • What can I, your humble servant, do to make you happier?
  • Do you want me to put cat shows on TV for you or would that just annoy you?
  • Where did you actually come from?
  • Are you magical?
  • Why do you scratch me so often?
  • Why do you walk over my keyboard when I'm writing? 
  • What's it like to poop in a box?
  • Are you positive that you love me? It doesn't seem like it sometimes... 
  • Am I your favourite person in the whole world?
  • Good. 


  1. Aw, how sweet! I do tell my 12 yo that she treats her cat better than she does me sometimes and wonder what the cat does better than me. :P


    1. Thanks! I also tend to treat my cat like royalty. He's just too cute to resist! :)