1. Dogs are not allowed in the workplace environment.
2. Let me reiterate. Dogs have no place in this office.
3. Please take your dog home, Kaija.
4. Wasn't 'Take Your Dog To Work Day' last month?
5. No, it's not a recurring holiday.
6. You need to remove your dog from this room right now.
7. Your dog just peed in the snack room. Can you please clean it up before you go?
Bonus Information:
You're fired.
